1、年龄是上天送给我的不劳而获的东西，我又老了一岁。
Age is what God gave me for nothing, and I've added another year.
2、光荣向大龄剩女又近了一步。
It's a glorious step closer to the old leftover girl.
3、请不要告诉我又老了一岁，请告诉我，我和昨天一样漂亮。
Please don't tell me my age has been increased by one year. Please tell me that I am as beautiful as yesterday.
4、需要长大的时候，别做个孩子。
Don't be a child when you need to grow up.
5、泡面加鸡蛋，烦恼都滚蛋。
Add eggs to noodles, and all troubles will be gone.
6、所谓二十岁，不过是心里住了两个十岁的小朋友。
The so-called 20-year-old is just two 10-year-old children living in my heart.
7、打扰一下，这个美女在线等生日祝福。
Excuse me, this beauty is waiting for birthday wishes online.
8、我又距离退休近了一年。
I'm nearly a year away from retirement.
9、今天有人过生日吗？没有的话，我过。
Does anyone have a birthday today? If not, I did.
10、一年一度的吹蜡烛时间到了。
It's time for the annual candle blowing.
11、纪念仙女下凡十九周年。
The 19th anniversary of the fairy's coming to earth.
12、今天我过生日，帮人许愿，五元一个。
Today is my birthday. I make wishes for people, five yuan a person.
13、眼睁睁看着自己老了一岁。
I watched as I passed another year.
14、小时候是小可爱，长大了是大可爱，死了是可爱死了。祝自己生日快乐呀！
When I was little, I was cute. Growing up is big and lovely. Death means lovely death. Happy birthday to yourself!
15、在吗？转账说生日快乐，你就可以得到仙女回复哦！
Are you there? Transfer said happy birthday, you can get fairy reply!
16、又大了一岁，我该懂事了，要藏好自己的魅力，不然我家门槛都快踏破了。
Another year later, I should be sensible and hide my charm, otherwise my threshold will be broken.
17、比去年又大了一岁，身价不止翻一倍。
It's one year older than last year, and its value has more than doubled.
18、按时长大，叮！
Grow up on time, Ding!