1.虽然肉体不活动,但是灵魂在骚动。

Although the body is not active, the soul is not tolerant of loneliness.

2.我不是懒,我只是忙得不明显。

I'm not lazy, I'm just not obviously busy.

3.别跟我比懒,我懒得跟你比。

Don't compare with me about being lazy. I'm lazy to compare with you.

形容自己懒的搞笑句子,很皮很逗,是每天的欢乐源泉

4.地球不爆炸,床都不会下。

If the earth doesn't explode, I won't get out of bed.

5.现在,唯一陷进去出不来的是被窝。

Now, the only one that can't get out is the quilt.

6.能躺着就不坐着,能坐着就不站着。

If I can lie down, I will not sit. If I can sit, I will not stand.

形容自己懒的搞笑句子,很皮很逗,是每天的欢乐源泉

7.每天懒床不是因为我懒,是还没想好今天穿什么。

I can't get up every day not because I'm lazy, but because I haven't figured out what to wear today.

8.早上长睡不起,晚上视死如归。

I can't get up in the morning and stay up at night.

9.白天我要休息好,因为晚上我要睡觉。

I'll have a good rest during the day, because I'll go to bed at night.

形容自己懒的搞笑句子,很皮很逗,是每天的欢乐源泉

10.每天睡醒第一件事就是想睡觉。

The first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.

11.闹钟存在的意义,就是让我换个姿势继续睡。

The meaning of alarm clock is to let me change my posture and go to sleep.

12.我就是我,是一颗每天都会懒床的烟火。

I am me, a firework that can't get up every day.

形容自己懒的搞笑句子,很皮很逗,是每天的欢乐源泉

Don't take a bath with me. I'm a national level "wash free" type.

14.一想到明天还有好多事情要做,就只好睡到后天了。

As soon as I think there are many things to do tomorrow, I have to sleep until the day after tomorrow.

15.我的被子生病了,我要在床上照顾它。

My quilt is ill. I will take care of it in bed.

形容自己懒的搞笑句子,很皮很逗,是每天的欢乐源泉

16.早起的虫儿被鸟吃,我不想被吃,所以我不想起床。

The early worms are eaten by birds. I don't want to be eaten, so I don't want to get up.

17.懒床不是因为我懒,因为我在床上思考人生。

Lazy bed is not because I am lazy, because I sleep in bed thinking about life.

18.我这么懒的人,要不是喜欢你,才不会给你献殷勤。

I am such a lazy person. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't be courteous to you.

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