生活就像发朋友圈，无需强求，上帝自然会安排好看的人给你点赞。
Life is like sending a circle of friends. There is no need to force. God will naturally arrange good-looking people to praise you.
最近很多朋友说我胖了，这不禁让我陷入思考。我怎么会有这么多朋友？我的朋友是不是太多了？
Recently, many friends said I was fat, which made me think. How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?
我遇到一个男孩，他告诉我会爱我一辈子，可我没想到他的一辈子就三天
I met a boy who told me that he would love me all his life, but I didn't expect his life to be three days
生活小常识：通过掌纹，可以看出女朋友的性格， 比如她的掌纹经常落在你的脸上， 说明她的性格比较暴躁。
Common sense of life: through palmprint, you can see your girlfriend's character. For example, her palmprint often falls on your face, indicating that her character is grumpy.
如果你嫌弃我脾气大的话，那你去找个漏气的啊。
If you dislike my temper, find a leaky one.
早餐里吃到刷锅的金属丝很正常，这正说明我们后勤是严格按照先刷锅后做饭的顺序操作的。
It's normal to eat the wire brushing the pot in breakfast, which shows that our logistics is operated in strict accordance with the order of brushing the pot first and then cooking.
生活不止当下的苟且，还有前任的请帖。
Life is not only the present, but also the invitation of your predecessor.
谁说我不会乐器，我退堂鼓打的可好了，谁说我没有优点，我牛皮吹得可好了。
Who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit playing drums. Who says I have no advantages? I can play cowhide well.
一般别人问我忙不忙，我都会说忙，根据我的经验，如果你说不忙，那对方十有八，九会让你忙起来。
Generally, when people ask me whether I'm busy or not, I will say I'm busy. According to my experience, if you say I'm not busy, the other party will make you busy.
简单介绍下自己： 素质教育漏网之鱼
Briefly introduce yourself: quality education missed the net
如果全世界都不要你了，记得要来找我，我认识几个人贩子。
If the whole world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.
当手里的活儿多到不知该从何下手时，我们就应该静下心来玩手机。
When there are so many tasks in hand that we don't know where to start, we should calm down and play with our mobile phones.
你认真起来的那一瞬间，还真有点像路边贴膜的。
The moment you get serious, it's really a bit like a roadside film.
“土地，快告诉俺老孙，俺的金箍棒在哪里？” “大圣，您的金箍，棒就棒在特别配你的头型……”
"Land, tell my grandson where is my golden cudgel?" "Da Sheng, your gold hoop is great, especially with your head……"