一、不合适就是穷，没感觉就是丑，一见钟情就是好看，深思熟虑就是有钱，这就是现实。
Not suitable is poor, not feeling is ugly, love at first sight is good-looking, deliberation is rich, this is the reality.
二、他若喜欢你，你脾气再大都叫个性，他若不喜欢你，就算你温顺的像只猫，他都嫌你掉毛。
If he likes you, most of your temper is called personality. If he doesn't like you, even if you are gentle like a cat, he will dislike your hair loss.
三、自己想要的东西，要么奋力直追，要么干脆放弃。别总是逢人就喋喋不休的表决心或者哀怨不断，做别人茶余饭后的笑点。
What you want is either to catch up or to give up altogether. Don't always chatter about your determination or grief when you meet someone and make them laugh after dinner.
四、不必过于在意人与人之间表面的情绪；挚交之人不需要，泛交之人用不着。
Don't care too much about the surface emotions between people; Sincere friends do not need, the people do not need.
五、很多人不是孤僻，而是有原则有选择地社交。和喜欢的人千言万语，和其他的人一字不提。
Many people are not isolated, but socialize in a principled and selective way. Talk to thousands of people you like, and never say a word to anyone else.
六、总会有一件事让你瞬间长大，也总会有一个人让你泪如雨下。愿你早日领教这个世界的深深恶意，让自己活得开心得意。
There will always be one thing that will make you grow up in an instant, and there will always be someone who will make you cry like rain. May you learn the deep malice of the world as soon as possible and live happily.
七、小时候，以为人生就是琴棋书画诗酒花，长大后才发现，人生是柴米油盐酱醋茶。
When I was a child, I thought life was like Musical Instruments, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and hops.
八、当你又瘦又漂亮，脑子里有东西，钱包里全是自己挣的钱，别说这个月，全世界都会对你好一点。
When you are thin and beautiful, you have something in your head and your wallet is full of your own earnings, let alone this month, the whole world will treat you better.
九、没有特别幸运，那么请先特别努力。千万别因为自己的懒惰而失败，还矫情地将原因归咎于自己倒霉。
No special luck, so please make special efforts first. Don't fail because of your laziness, but also blame your bad luck pretentiously.
十、人生很多事，就像智齿，最佳的解决方式，是拔掉，而不是忍受。
Many things in life, like wisdom teeth, the best solution is to pull them out, not to endure them.
十一、短期交往看脸蛋，长期交往看脾气，一生交往看人品，时光会教你看清每一张脸。
Short-term contact to see the face, long-term contact to see temper, life contact to see character, time will teach you to see every face.
十二、你可以爱错三五个人渣，但不能爱一个人渣三五次，走错路可能是运气不好，但总往一个坑里跳就是智障。
You can love three or five scum wrongly, but you can't love one scum three or five times. It may be bad luck to go wrong, but jumping into a pit is mentally retarded.
十三、你被什么保护，就被什么限制，能给你遮风挡雨的，同样能让你不见天日。
What protection you are protected by, what restrictions, can give you shelter from the wind and rain, also can let you not see the day and the sun.
十四、等你生活中真有了生老病死这样的大事，才会知道自己以前半夜的忧伤都是狗屁。
When you have such a big event in your life as birth, old age, illness and death, you will know that your sorrow in the middle of the night before was all bullshit.
十五、抱怨是一件最没意义的事情，如果实在难以忍受周围的环境，那就暗自努力练好本领，然后跳出那个圈子。
Complaint is the most meaningless thing. If you can't stand the surroundings, try to practice your skills secretly and then jump out of the circle.
十六、什么事都要先在自身找原因，不要总是苟求他人。鞋子脏了，是因为你走的路不干净。
Everything needs to find its own reason first, not always begging others. The shoes are dirty because the road you walk is not clean.
十七、如果你太在意别人的想法，那么你的生活就像是一条裤衩，别人放什么屁你都得接着！
If you care too much about other people's ideas, then your life is like a pair of pants, you have to follow what others fart!
十八、当你学会拒绝别人，学会以牙还牙时，他们反而会尊重你，甚至敬畏你。经历越多你越相信那句话：无情一点并没有错。
When you learn to reject others and to return your teeth with your teeth, they will respect you and even revere you. The more you experience, the more you believe in the saying: There's nothing wrong with being ruthless.
十九、倾其所有和掏心掏肺，要么得到一个值得托付一生的人，要么得到一个值得铭记一生的教训。
Give it all and take care of it. Either you get a person who deserves to be trusted for a lifetime, or you get a lesson worth remembering for a lifetime.
二十、真爱就像鬼，听说的人多，遇见的人少，在这个世界上，唯一不会背叛你的，只有自己的父母和口袋里的钱。
True love is like a ghost. There are many people who hear about it and few people who meet it. In this world, the only one who will not betray you is his parents and the money in his pocket.
二十一、想要忘记一段感情，方法永远只有一个：时间和新欢。要是时间和新欢也不能让你忘记一段感情，原因只有一个：时间不够长，新欢不够好。
There is always only one way to forget a relationship: time and new love. If time and new love do not make you forget a relationship, there is only one reason: time is not long enough, new love is not good enough.
二十二、你抽烟的姿势越来越熟练了，爱人也越来越随便了，从当时的三杯倒到现在的喝不醉，那是堕落，不是成长。
You smoke more and more skilled posture, love more and more casual, from the then three cups poured to the present drunk, that is degenerate, not growth.
二十三、在这个滥情的年代，一声“亲爱的”充其量也就是个你好，一句“下次请你吃饭”顶多算个谢谢，何必太认真。
In this age of indiscriminate love, a “dear” is at best a hello, a “invite you to dinner next time” is at most a thank you, why too serious.
二十四、如果有一天，让你心动的再也感动不了你，让你愤怒的再也激怒不了你，让你悲伤的再也不能让你流泪，你便知道这时光，这生活给了你什么，你为了成长，付出了什么。
If one day, let your heart no longer touched you, let your anger no longer irritate you, let your sadness no longer let you cry, you will know the time, what this life has given you, what you have paid for growth.