一、加油，虽然你不是最美的，但你是最胖的。
Come on, although you are not the most beautiful, but you are the fattest.
二、很想看轻自己，但我的体重不允许。
I want to underestimate myself, but my weight does not allow it.
三、因为俺不是一个普通人，所以一直都不说普通话。
Because I am not an ordinary person, I have never spoken Mandarin.
四、百因必有果，下个富婆就是我。
A hundred causes will have results, the next rich woman is me.
五、进教室什么感觉，速冻饺子下锅了。
How does it feel to enter the classroom? The quick-frozen dumplings are in the pot.
六、对象没有不要紧，奶茶不喝会伤心。
It doesn't matter if the subject is not there, it will be sad not to drink milk tea.
七、我上班就是为了钱，不要和我谈理想，我的理想就是不上班。
I go to work for money. Don't talk about my ideals with me. My ideal is not to go to work.
八、鱼和熊掌不可兼得，但单身和穷却可以。
You can't have both fish and bear paws, but you can be single and poor.
九、我的钱包就像个洋葱，每次打开都叫我泪流满面。
My wallet is like an onion, it makes me cry every time I open it.
十、世上无难事，只要肯放弃。
There is nothing difficult in the world, just give up.
十一、你身上有她的香水味，可惜没我用的贵。
You smell of her perfume, but it's not as expensive as mine.
十二、假如我年少有为不自卑，老公肯定一大堆。
If I am young and do not feel inferior, my husband will definitely be a lot.