幽默上个礼拜天过得可贼爽,才花了五块钱就在地铁上看了那么多美女。

I had a great time last Sunday. I only spent five yuan to see so many beautiful women on the subway.

小时候瞧不起那些早恋的学渣,现在想想,觉得那些同学真了不起,年纪轻轻的就已经有对象了。

When I was a child, I looked down on the learning dregs of early love. Now I think those students are really great. They already have objects at a young age.

适合发圈幽默的句子,搞笑逗趣,让人开心一整天

多希望接到红包的时候,打开里面写着再来一包。

I hope that when I receive the red envelope, I will open it and write another one.

越努力越幸运,真的是这样。我越努力地工作,同事就越把工作推给我,他们越幸运了呢。

The harder you work, the luckier you are, really. The harder I work, the more my colleagues put their work on me. The luckier they are.

适合发圈幽默的句子,搞笑逗趣,让人开心一整天

今晚月色真美,风也温柔,仿佛都会说话,他们好像说:再不睡觉,你就等着猝死吧。

The moonlight is so beautiful tonight, and the wind is gentle. It seems that they can talk. They seem to say: if you don't sleep again, you'll wait for sudden death.

今天去看牙医,医生问我怎么牙齿磨损这么严重?我说因为我的人生都是靠咬牙撑过来的。

Today, I went to the dentist. The doctor asked me why my teeth were so worn out? I said, because my life depends on gritting my teeth.

适合发圈幽默的句子,搞笑逗趣,让人开心一整天

小时候:我长大后要去帮助贫穷的人!长大后:请帮帮我…

When I was a child: I want to help the poor when I grow up! When I grow up: please help me

我想出去走走,想把自己走丢,但是又怕没人捡,我想问一下有人捡吗?高低给个回复,我好选择走丢的地方。

I want to go out and lose myself, but I'm afraid no one will pick it up. I want to ask if anyone picked it up? Give me a reply so that I can choose the lost place.

适合发圈幽默的句子,搞笑逗趣,让人开心一整天

跟老爸吵架打了我一耳光,本来想问他吃饭没,缓和一下气氛,结果说成了:“你没吃饭是吧。”

I had a quarrel with my father and slapped me in the face. I wanted to ask him if he had dinner and ease the atmosphere. As a result, I said, "you didn't eat, did you?"

老师:“小明,昨天考试时你抄同桌的答案了是不是?”

小明:“是得,可你是怎么发现的呢?”

老师:“他第十题答案是‘我不知道,而你的答案是‘我也不知道。”

Teacher: "Xiao Ming, you copied the answer from your deskmate in the exam yesterday, didn't you?"

Xiao Ming: "yes, but how did you find it?"

Teacher: "his answer to question 10 is' I don't know, and your answer is' I don't know either."

适合发圈幽默的句子,搞笑逗趣,让人开心一整天

又要过年了,完全不顾我有没有钱过年,说过年就过年。

It's the new year again. I don't care whether I have money or not. I said the new year would be the new year.

钱太委屈了,每个人都说爱它,却把它拿去跟别人做交易。

Money is so wronged that everyone says they love it, but they take it to trade with others.

适合发圈幽默的句子,搞笑逗趣,让人开心一整天

我平时的健身方式都比较特别,就是在网上抬杠。

My usual way of fitness is quite special, that is, to raise bars on the Internet.

每当我打算开始存钱的时候,总有个声音对我说:对自己好点。这就是我一穷二白的原因。

Whenever I plan to start saving money, a voice always says to me: be good to yourself. That's why I'm poor.